ERMAHGERD TURMBLUR
HERLER, ERTS MER, BERKS GERL. GERT A FEW NERTERCERS FER YER:-
*cough cough* Sorry about that. *Ahem*
This page is dead. So don’t expect much in terms of… anything. While I really enjoyed running this page, college work is just too much to be able to run this page to a good standard. I’m sure many of you guessed this was the case, but this is the final nail in the coffin.
So this is farewell, to a page based on an outdated meme, run for only 3 weeks. It was fun, but I’ma just gonna leave now… so yeah.
I’m not good at goodbyes. :( Thank you to all 200 or so of you who followed the page over the month or so I actually gave a shit, and sorry to have disappeared so abruptly. (inb4 whothefuckevercaredlol)
So until we meet again, internet.
ERMAHGERD, GERDBEY EVERYWERN
THER’S RET GERS, I’M GERN ON HERLEHDERS TO SPERN. I’M GERNA GERT A TERN, EAT ERS CRERM, PRERCTERS MAH SWEMERN, ERND RELERX. I’LL MEK SHER TEH TEK PIKCHERS TO SHEW YOU WHEN I GERT BERK. I’LL SEE YER GERS IN ERGERST!
(OOC: So yeah, see you guys around the 5th of August. Thank you so much for 180+ followers aswell!)
GETTIN SCERRED, LERK A BERS
THREWING BERK, LERK A BERS
CRYING IN BERD, LERK A BERS
TERN ERN NERTLERT, LERK A BERS
RERD MER GERSBERMS, LERK A BERS
FERL ASLERP, LERK A BERS
FURST URP ON DOUBL FOTUR SATURDEH, I WERNTED TEH SHER YER HEW CERL I ERM. I DERN’T GERV A FERK ABOUT STERF, AS LONG AS I GERT MAH BERKS! YER BETTER WERCH ERT IF I GERT GERSBERMS, CERS I’LL BE BLERKING YER ERT LIKE YOU WERR NERR THERNG.
SOREH FER THE LERT ERPDERT GERS, BERT LERK WERT I GERT! IT’S A NINTENDER SIXSTRE FURR! I’VE HERD IT A FEW YERS NER, ERND I PLEH LERDS OF GERMS ON ERT! MEH FRAVRITS ER DERNKEH KERNG SIXSTRE FURR, MURRIEUR KERT SIXSTRE FURR, ERND THE LERGERND OF ZELDER: OCARINUR OF TERM!
HEH HEH HEH! IT’S ANIMURL THURSDEH!
TUDEH, I HERV SNERPEH THE DERG. HE LERVS TEH PLEH WITH HERS TERNUS BERL. WE THREHW IT ARERND THE FERLD ERND THE WERDS. IT WERS A LERT OF FERN, BUT POOR SNERPEH, HE GETS TIRED SO QERKLEH THSE DERS. WE HERV PERT HIM ON A DERT OF LOW CERB FERDS, BUT THEY ERN’T HERLPING. I MERN, WHAT’S RERNG WITH SHERGER CERTED MILK BERNS?
I USED THE SPERND A LERT OF MAH DEH ON FERSBERK, BERT THERN I REARISED THERT THERE WERE NO BERKS ON FERSBERK. BIT OF A LIER, ISN’T ERT? I WERS RERLY HERPING TO LERK GERSBERMS ON FERSBERK, BERT THEY DERN’T HERV A PAGE. I WERS SO SERD.
WHICH BERK SHERL I RERD TEHDEH?
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GERSBERMS, DERR.
TEH MERK ERP FER MERSING ARNIMURL THERSDEH, I TERK A FOTUR OF MAH TERDEW FLIPPEH. HE LURVES TEH SWIM, TEH EAT HES FERD, AND TEH RELACKS. HOWEVUR, MAH BRETHUR MARIO DERSENT LERK HERM, AND I DENT KNER WHY.
ERM ERN A BERT, ERM ERN A BERT
EREHBERDEH LERK AT MEH
CERS I’M SAILING ON A BERT
ERM ERN A BERT, ERM ERN A BERT
TERK A GERD HERD LERK
ERT THE MERDERFERCKING BERT!