ERMAHGERD TURMBLUR

ERMAHGERD ERPDERT

HERLER, ERTS MER, BERKS GERL. GERT A FEW NERTERCERS FER YER:-

*cough cough* Sorry about that. *Ahem*

This page is dead. So don’t expect much in terms of… anything. While I really enjoyed running this page, college work is just too much to be able to run this page to a good standard. I’m sure many of you guessed this was the case, but this is the final nail in the coffin.

So this is farewell, to a page based on an outdated meme, run for only 3 weeks. It was fun, but I’ma just gonna leave now… so yeah.

I’m not good at goodbyes. :( Thank you to all 200 or so of you who followed the page over the month or so I actually gave a shit, and sorry to have disappeared so abruptly. (inb4 whothefuckevercaredlol)

So until we meet again, internet.

ERMAHGERD, GERDBEY EVERYWERN

ERMAHGERD, HERLEHDERS

THER’S RET GERS, I’M GERN ON HERLEHDERS TO SPERN. I’M GERNA GERT A TERN, EAT ERS CRERM, PRERCTERS MAH SWEMERN, ERND RELERX. I’LL MEK SHER TEH TEK PIKCHERS TO SHEW YOU WHEN I GERT BERK. I’LL SEE YER GERS IN ERGERST!

(OOC: So yeah, see you guys around the 5th of August. Thank you so much for 180+ followers aswell!)

GETTIN SCERRED, LERK A BERS THREWING BERK, LERK A BERS CRYING IN BERD, LERK A BERS TERN ERN NERTLERT, LERK A BERS RERD MER GERSBERMS, LERK A BERS FERL ASLERP, LERK A BERS

GETTIN SCERRED, LERK A BERS

THREWING BERK, LERK A BERS

CRYING IN BERD, LERK A BERS

TERN ERN NERTLERT, LERK A BERS

RERD MER GERSBERMS, LERK A BERS

FERL ASLERP, LERK A BERS

FURST URP ON DOUBL FOTUR SATURDEH, I WERNTED TEH SHER YER HEW CERL I ERM. I DERN’T GERV A FERK ABOUT STERF, AS LONG AS I GERT MAH BERKS! YER BETTER WERCH ERT IF I GERT GERSBERMS, CERS I’LL BE BLERKING YER ERT LIKE YOU WERR NERR THERNG.

FURST URP ON DOUBL FOTUR SATURDEH, I WERNTED TEH SHER YER HEW CERL I ERM. I DERN’T GERV A FERK ABOUT STERF, AS LONG AS I GERT MAH BERKS! YER BETTER WERCH ERT IF I GERT GERSBERMS, CERS I’LL BE BLERKING YER ERT LIKE YOU WERR NERR THERNG.

SOREH FER THE LERT ERPDERT GERS, BERT LERK WERT I GERT! IT’S A NINTENDER SIXSTRE FURR! I’VE HERD IT A FEW YERS NER, ERND I PLEH LERDS OF GERMS ON ERT! MEH FRAVRITS ER DERNKEH KERNG SIXSTRE FURR, MURRIEUR KERT SIXSTRE FURR, ERND THE LERGERND OF ZELDER: OCARINUR OF TERM!

SOREH FER THE LERT ERPDERT GERS, BERT LERK WERT I GERT! IT’S A NINTENDER SIXSTRE FURR! I’VE HERD IT A FEW YERS NER, ERND I PLEH LERDS OF GERMS ON ERT! MEH FRAVRITS ER DERNKEH KERNG SIXSTRE FURR, MURRIEUR KERT SIXSTRE FURR, ERND THE LERGERND OF ZELDER: OCARINUR OF TERM!

HEH HEH HEH! IT’S ANIMURL THURSDEH! TUDEH, I HERV SNERPEH THE DERG. HE LERVS TEH PLEH WITH HERS TERNUS BERL. WE THREHW IT ARERND THE FERLD ERND THE WERDS. IT WERS A LERT OF FERN, BUT POOR SNERPEH, HE GETS TIRED SO QERKLEH THSE DERS. WE HERV PERT HIM ON A DERT OF LOW CERB FERDS, BUT THEY ERN’T HERLPING. I MERN, WHAT’S RERNG WITH SHERGER CERTED MILK BERNS?

HEH HEH HEH! IT’S ANIMURL THURSDEH!

TUDEH, I HERV SNERPEH THE DERG. HE LERVS TEH PLEH WITH HERS TERNUS BERL. WE THREHW IT ARERND THE FERLD ERND THE WERDS. IT WERS A LERT OF FERN, BUT POOR SNERPEH, HE GETS TIRED SO QERKLEH THSE DERS. WE HERV PERT HIM ON A DERT OF LOW CERB FERDS, BUT THEY ERN’T HERLPING. I MERN, WHAT’S RERNG WITH SHERGER CERTED MILK BERNS?

I USED THE SPERND A LERT OF MAH DEH ON FERSBERK, BERT THERN I REARISED THERT THERE WERE NO BERKS ON FERSBERK. BIT OF A LIER, ISN’T ERT? I WERS RERLY HERPING TO LERK GERSBERMS ON FERSBERK, BERT THEY DERN’T HERV A PAGE. I WERS SO SERD.

I USED THE SPERND A LERT OF MAH DEH ON FERSBERK, BERT THERN I REARISED THERT THERE WERE NO BERKS ON FERSBERK. BIT OF A LIER, ISN’T ERT? I WERS RERLY HERPING TO LERK GERSBERMS ON FERSBERK, BERT THEY DERN’T HERV A PAGE. I WERS SO SERD.

WHICH BERK SHERL I RERD TEHDEH? … GERSBERMS, DERR.

WHICH BERK SHERL I RERD TEHDEH?

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GERSBERMS, DERR.

TEH MERK ERP FER MERSING ARNIMURL THERSDEH, I TERK A FOTUR OF MAH TERDEW FLIPPEH. HE LURVES TEH SWIM, TEH EAT HES FERD, AND TEH RELACKS. HOWEVUR, MAH BRETHUR MARIO DERSENT LERK HERM, AND I DENT KNER WHY.

TEH MERK ERP FER MERSING ARNIMURL THERSDEH, I TERK A FOTUR OF MAH TERDEW FLIPPEH. HE LURVES TEH SWIM, TEH EAT HES FERD, AND TEH RELACKS. HOWEVUR, MAH BRETHUR MARIO DERSENT LERK HERM, AND I DENT KNER WHY.

ERM ERN A BERT, ERM ERN A BERT EREHBERDEH LERK AT MEH CERS I’M SAILING ON A BERT ERM ERN A BERT, ERM ERN A BERT TERK A GERD HERD LERK ERT THE MERDERFERCKING BERT!

ERM ERN A BERT, ERM ERN A BERT

EREHBERDEH LERK AT MEH

CERS I’M SAILING ON A BERT

ERM ERN A BERT, ERM ERN A BERT

TERK A GERD HERD LERK

ERT THE MERDERFERCKING BERT!